hotbiochemist:

ive never identified with an animal so closely before

shewastouchingteasingme:

Uhm, hi, you’re beautiful. 

yaritzalikeszombies:

fuckslikejagger:

Kaiser, a police dog, being saluted as he walks to be laid to rest after being diagnosed with severe kidney disease.

my heart just fucking broke.

STOP

carsonphillips:

I love dresses because they’re so lazy and require such little effort yet when you wear them people think you actually attempted to look nice 

the walking dead + 12 nicknames; part 1

piercingsandink:

garlic-breadgasm:

I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA